I love books.

Reblogged from sassydetective on 01-06-2012

me [glaring off at random customers]: I can see what's happening

Supervisor [she's new, doesn't know I'm crazy yet]: What?

me: They don't have a clue

Supervisor [frantic]: WHO?!

Me [finally looks at her,with Timon voice]: They'll fall in love and here's the bottom line, our trio's down to two!

supervisor [not nearly as amused as I]: Oh.

me: THE SWEET CARESS OF TWILIGHT THERE'S MAGIC IN THE EVERYWHERE!!

Reblogged from wordscantexplainit on 13-05-2012

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Reblogged from wordscantexplainit on 11-05-2012

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GO ON ANON AND ASK ME THE MOST AWKWARD QUESTION YOU CAN THINK OF. IF I CAN’T PUBLISH IT, YOU WIN.

thatoneguycory:

it wont happen but posting nonetheless

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Reblogged from thatfunnyblog on 11-05-2012

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thatfunnyblog:

Wanna LAUGH OUT LOUD?! Follow this blog.

@sassydetective

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fishingboatproceeds:

PUPPY SIZED ELEPHAHT IN A HAT.

John, that’s a snake.

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Reblogged from wordscantexplainit on 10-05-2012

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sassydetective:

heyitshardcastle:

Guilty

This is how I speak

I’m from Missouri

My mom’s from Kentucky

I feel obligated to speak as a Southerner

Don’t tell me I can’t.

You can’t.

(Source: breannarenee)

Reblogged from wordscantexplainit on 29-04-2012

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Reblogged from wordscantexplainit on 29-04-2012

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Thank you.

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GPOY.

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